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AUDITION: Funny Little Thing Called Love

AUDITIONS

Presented by The Majestic Productions

(Ages 18 through Adult )

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 12th at 6pm
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 15th at 6pm

Performance Dates: February 11-13, 2022 at the Executive Court

 

SYNOPSIS:

A Hope – Jones – Wooten Comedy

This deliriously funny new Jones Hope Wooten comedy is all about that four letter word: L-O-V-E. Under a full moon on this unpredictable night of romance, these four rollicking tales take you on an around-the- globe journey of unexpected and hilarious twists and turns: A slick, successful used-car-selling Romeo in Dallas, Texas, believes he’s answering Cupid’s call, only to realize too late that he’s wandered into a life-changing trap set by three fed-up “Juliets.” On an island getaway, the Hallelujah Girls, a group of fun-loving gals from Georgia, say aloha to their wild sides as they accidentally crash a Hawaiian honeymoon in progress. These five women – and Waikiki – will never be the same! In a rooftop London bistro, sparks fly when two strangers surprisingly start to connect, only to be thwarted by a hyperactive American tourist who’s determined to be the center of attention, and the unpredictable antics of an ancient waitress who wields a wicked sousaphone. And finally, in Manhattan, a man tries to battle his way out of a mid-life crisis with an ill-advised and elaborate marriage proposal. Unfortunately, it all goes wildly off- track when his caterer passes out, a tap-dancing singing telegram girl breaks into sobs rather than song, his ex-wife saunters in wearing nothing but a bathrobe and a smile, and a cowering superhero inches nervously across his twelfth-floor window ledge.

DIRECTED BY A. ROBERT DIONNE

 

CHARACTERS

This show can be performed by as few as eight (versatile) actors. Casting will depend on the auditions and in most instances each actor will play more than one role.

  • WOMAN 1 – Taylor / Sugar Lee / Brandy / Amber
  • WOMAN 2 – Erin / Twyla / Crystal / Deena
  • WOMAN 4 – Hollis / Carlene / Meredith
  • WOMAN 5 – Elise / Mavis / Lottie / Rita
  • MAN 1 – Rick / Bobby / Dwayne / Stan
  • MAN 2 – A.J. / ALASTAIR / WILLARD
  • MAN 3 – PORTER / FERLIN / JAKE

SCHEDULE:

  • REHEARSAL SCHEDULE: (at Majestic Studios)
    • READ THROUGH – SUNDAY, DECEMBER 19th at 5pm
    • No rehearsals December 20 – January 1
    • SUNDAYS from 5:00-8:00pm (January 2, 9, 16, 30)
    • WEDNESDAYS from 6:30-8:30pm (January 12, 19 / February 2)
    • SATURDAYS from 12:00-3:00pm (January 22, 29 / February 5)
  • MANDATORY DRESS REHEARSALS: (at Majestic Studios)
    • SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 6th from 5:00-9:00pm
    • MONDAY, FEBRUARY 7th from 6:30-9:30pm
    • TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 8th from 6:30-9:30pm
    • WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 9th from 6:30-9:30pm
    • THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 10th from 6:30-9:30pm (MOVE IN TBA)
  • MANDATORY PERFORMANCES: (at Executive Court)
    • FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 11th at 7pm (6pm call)
    • SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 12th at 7pm (6pm call)
    • SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 13th at 1:30pm (1pm call)
      • followed by MANDATORY STRIKE for all cast members.

 

ADDITIONAL DETAILS:

  • You do not need to make an audition appointment, simply show up. We see people in the order they arrive and complete paperwork. To print and fill out the audition form ahead of time please click here: Audition Form – Master 2021
  • IMPORTANT: If you audition for our production and are cast it is expected you will follow through and do our production; failure to do so may prevent you from being cast in a future show as you will have possibly taken a spot from someone who was not cast. If you are auditioning ONLY for specific roles you may specify that on the audition form and you will only be considered for those roles. If you do not specify we will assume you will accept ANY role offered.
  • There is no Production Fee for this production.
  • This is a dinner theatre production, however actors are not asked to assist in the setup, serving, or breakdown of the meal in any way. Actors that are willing are asked to help seat people when the doors open (for about 10-15 minutes) to get the initial crowd in – after which you will have at least 1 hour before performance time to relax and get ready; this is not a requirement.
  • Audition will consist of readings from the script (provided at audition time).
  • Adults must be fully vaccinated against COVID-19 to audition and participate in this production.

 

AUDITIONS & REHEARSALS HELD AT:
The MAJESTIC THEATRE
Offices & Rehearsal Studios
880 Page Street
Manchester, NH 03109